Friday, 1 December 2017

Fifty Shades Darker (2017)

A masked woman in a white dress, being held as if dancing by a man in a tuxedo.Covered in shades of shit

Director: James Foley
Running Time: 113 Minutes
Starring: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, Eloise Mumford, Bella Heathcote, Rita Ora, Luke Grimes, Viktor Rasuk, Kim Basinger, Marcia Gay Harden, Max Martini, Bruce Altman

Tuesday, 28 November 2017

A Bad Moms Christmas (2017)

Welcoming as a lump of coal in your stocking

Director: Scott Moore, Jon Lucas
Running Time: 104 Minutes
Starring: Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn, Christine Baranski, Cheryl Hines, Susan Sarandon, Jay Hernandez, Justin Hartley, Peter Gallagher, Oona Laurence, Emjay Anthony

Thursday, 23 November 2017

Justice League (2017)

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Does it do Justice to these characters?

Director: Zack Snyder
Running Time: 120 Minutes
Starring: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Gal Gadot, Ezra Miller, Jason Momoa, Ray Fisher, Jeremy Irons, Diane Lane, Connie Nielsen, J.K. Simmons, Ciarán Hinds, Joe Morton, Billy Crudup, Amber Heard, Michael McElhatton

Sunday, 19 November 2017

The Florida Project (2017)

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The magic of Disney

Director: Sean Baker
Running Time: 115 Minutes
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Brooklynn Prince, Bria Vinaite, Valeria Cotto, Christopher Rivera, Caleb Landry Jones, Macon Blair

October 2017 In Review

Another month where I get this out later than intended, and another October, which means John Carpenter's Halloween was the best film of the month. Nevertheless, here's what I viewed this past October.

Monday, 13 November 2017

Jigsaw (2017)

Jigsaw 2017 poster.jpgA blunt Saw

Directors: Michael Spierig, Peter Spierig
Running Time: 92 Minutes
Starring: Matt Passmore, Callum Keith Rennie, Clé Bennett, Hannah Emily Anderson, Laura Vandervoort, Mandela Van Peebles, Paul Braunstein, Brittany Allen, Josiah Black, Tobin Bell

Sunday, 12 November 2017

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

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A worthy follow-on

Director: Denis Villeneuve
Running Time: 164 Minutes
Starring: Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford, Jared Leto, Sylvia Hoeks, Ana de Armas, Dave Bautista, Robin Wright, Mackenzie Davis, Carla Juri, Lennie James, David Dastmalchian, Barkhad Abdi

Thursday, 2 November 2017

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Ragnarok and Roll

Director: Taika Waititi
Running Time: 130 Minutes
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Idris Elba, Jeff Goldblum, Tessa Thompson, Karl Urban, Mark Ruffalo, Anthony Hopkins, Taika Waititi, Rachel House, Tadanobu Asano, Ray Stevenson, Zachary Levi, Clancy Brown, Benedict Cumberbatch

Tuesday, 24 October 2017

The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)

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Not so much a Ninja-No, more a Ninja-Meh

Director: Paul Fisher, Charlie Bean, Bob Logan
Running Time: 101 Minutes
Starring: Dave Franco, Justin Theroux, Fred Armisen, Abbi Jacobson, Olivia Munn, Kumail Nanjiani, Michael Peña, Zach Woods, Jackie Chan

Wednesday, 18 October 2017

September 2017 In Review

Another month where I finish writing this about half a month later than intended. Regardless, I still enjoy putting these out there, and documenting what I view each month. So, enough dragging this out, let's take a gander at what I saw this past September.