Monday, 29 August 2011

Catwoman (2004)

Where's Mary Bale when you need her?

Patience Phillips (Halle Berry) is killed after discovering an evil plot is taking place over at the cosmetics company. She is then brought back to life, gifted with new powers, and newly found confidence, becoming the masked vigilante known as...Catwoman.

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

The Smurfs (2011)

Will make you want to Smurf yourself

Based on the Peyo cartoon, The Smurfs are chased out of their village by the evil wizard Gargamel (Hank Azaria) and forced through a portal, into our world, landing in New York City. With the help of Patrick Winslow (Neil Patrick Harris) and his wife Grace (Jayma Mays), they must find a way to get back into their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

Saturday, 20 August 2011

The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)

Warning, may contain Clunge

Spun-off from the British TV Series, Will (Simon Bird), Neil (Blake Harrison), Jay (James Buckley) and Simon (Joe Thomas) have finished their exams and decide to go on holiday to Crete for two weeks of sun, sea, booze and sex.

Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Black Dynamite - Pilot (2012)

Black Dynamite.pngPure dynamite entertainment

The CIA sets out to stop the nefarious plans of T.F. Kurtis, the star of a popular children’s puppet show. Once one of the most outstanding educators America has ever produced, Kurtis has now gone rogue. He plans on using his power and influence to corrupt America’s youth. Only one thing stands in his way, that bad motherfucker known as Black Dynamite! 

The Last Airbender (2010)

Time to put M Night's career to bed

In the world, there are four different nations, Water, Fire, Earth and Air. Each nation contains benders (don't laugh), each who can only control the element of their nation. The Avatar is the only person who can control all four elements, but when he appears to have died, the Fire Nation launch an attack for (what else?) global domination. 100 years later, waterbender Katara, and her brother Sokka, free a 12 year old boy, named Aang, and his huge flying CGI bison from their frozen imprisonment. The boy is the Avatar, and he begins a journey to bring peace back to the four nations. The film is based on a Nickelodeon animated series.