Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Non-Stop (2014)

A man falling back along an airplane, firing a gun.
Less dangerous than flying Ryan Air

An air marshal springs into action during a transatlantic flight after receiving a series of text messages that put his fellow passengers at risk unless the airline transfers $150 million into an off-shore account.

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Blended (2014)

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Escape 2 Africa

After a bad blind date, a man and woman find themselves stuck together at a resort for families, where their attraction grows as their respective kids benefit from the burgeoning relationship.

Thursday, 22 May 2014

Machete (2010)

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Once upon a Mexican in Texas

After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

Friday, 16 May 2014

Bad Neighbours (2014)

A man carrying a baby, standing beside a younger man holding a beer, in front of a picket fence.Animal House, now with added Green Hornet

A couple with a newborn baby face unexpected difficulties after they are forced to live next to a fraternity house.

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

A Haunted House 2 (2014)

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Worse than getting possessed

Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events.

Monday, 5 May 2014

Pompeii (2014)

A Volcano erupting. In the foreground and a man and a woman are embracing. In the centre of the poster the tagline: No Warning. No Escape
Bastille song not included

A slave-turned-gladiator finds himself in a race against time to save his true love, who has been betrothed to a corrupt Roman Senator. As Mount Vesuvius erupts, he must fight to save his beloved as Pompeii crumbles around him.

Thursday, 1 May 2014

Blog: That moment when The Other Woman pissed me off...

On Wednesday 23rd April 2014, I sat in the cinema to watch The Other Woman with my girlfriend (I suffer for you, babe). If you've read my review, then you'll know I did not enjoy the film, but there was one particular moment which stood out to me, due to how absolutely horrible it was.

April 2014 in Review

This month, I managed to rewatch two-thirds of a certain trilogy which I have loved since I was a kid, which had had both entries make their way straight into my top 10 films of all time, and have seen 2 of the worst films 2014 has spewed out as far. A lot of rewatches this time around, mainly thanks to my girlfriend. So enough jibber-jabber, here's the films I saw in April.